Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol. Hey guys, happy murder in the news

Monday. How did everyone fare over the weekend? Did you guys get up to anything? I know if there's any

major shenanigans, someone will comment and let me know. Uh, things were quiet here. I'm getting

close to the end of home runo type stuff, so that's a light at the end of the tunnel.

I'm outside of that, just a quiet weekend. Yeah, that's it. So I don't have much to say other than the

huge, which is these articles are entirely listener submitted. I don't go and find

these babies myself anymore. You guys send them to me. Sometimes we have many people sending the same

article, which means that must have been excruciatingly important. But either way, I love you guys for

sending these to me. You guys find some good ones.

But with that, for the new people, that means that I'm going to mispronounce things

because I don't read them ahead of time.

I don't read them at all.

If you're on the Facebook group, you'll actually see me going, no, and I can't read this

ahead of time, you know, because I really want to know what happens. And I always ask for a bit

of grace with that, to which you all have been most accommodating when it comes to me mispronouncing

things. I barely even edit out the mistakes at this point, because I just want you to feel like

that we're just chilling, you know, we're just chilling together and I'm reading you the news while

we're having coffee, going to our stupid, fucked up jobs. You know what I mean? So with all that positivity in mind,

let's get into it. And so comes our first story. Bit of a sad one. This one was sent to me on the

Facebook page. I didn't have a link. So this is like a scan of a newspaper article. Okay.

So I'm not sure. Oh, this comes from Rooters. It says at the bottom. Okay, fantastic. So the title

says three dead after dog falls 13 floors. Buenos Aires. A dog which fell from a 13th floor balcony on Friday night triggered three deaths in a row in central Buenos Aires.

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