Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol. Good morning, heathens. Happy Murder in the News Monday. How did we fare over the weekend? So I have done nothing all weekend. It's a long story. And I had a very interesting encounter in a Walmart. So if you stick around,

I'll talk about it at the end of the news, at the end of the news. So we'll get into that.

There's no real housekeeping or anything going on. And so we'll get to the meat of it.

So this, all of the articles are listener submitted. I don't, I haven't looked any of these up and I have also not read them beyond the title.

So that means that I'm going to mispronounce things and I'm going to, you know, mess up my words and stuff.

But the whole point of it is that I don't do this big edited thing because I want you to feel like that I'm just chilling

there with you. And we're just like rotting on the couch, doom scrolling under our blankets,

you know, coffee, ignoring each other, just enjoying each other's company, right? And then I go,

bitch, listen to this. You are not going to believe what happened in the news, all right? So that's what we're doing here. And let's get started. So our first one is

already going to, I hope that this sets the mood. I hope that this sets the mood. This comes from

newsbreak.com. They have their own app. It's news to me. It's news to... I didn't mean to do that.

And the title says,

Teen Shoots Boyfriend in the Groyne over suspected flirting at work.

Arkansas cops say.

I think that's a little excessive.

So an Arkansas teenager was arrested after police said she shot her

boyfriend in the groin during an argument over flirting. The 16-year-old was charged November 8th

with first-degree domestic battery and harassing communications. Court records show.

Officers with the Rogers Police Department. Okay, so Rogers, Arkansas is in that

northwest corner up there. So you have Bentonville. That's the home of Walmart. That is the

origin story of Walmart is Bentonville, Arkansas. So you can imagine that that's all tall buildings and

very corporate in that area. You have like Bentononville, Rogers Fayetteville, all of that,

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