0:00.0	Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol.
0:04.0	Good morning, Heathens. Happy Monday morning murder in the news.
0:09.0	Sorry there wasn't one on Friday.
0:12.0	I got busy with things the evening before and it just slipped my mind.
0:16.0	I didn't realize the next day was Friday, so I apologize for that.
0:20.0	But I'll try to make it up to you guys today.
0:24.1	So what have you been up to? How was your weekend? Tell me all the things. Spill the tea.
0:30.6	On my end, I finally got all of the flooring put in the kitchen. So...
0:40.7	Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?
0:42.7	Oh, I'll take your silence as a yes.
0:46.6	Want you games on day one like Call of Duty Black Op 6 or Stalker 2?
0:47.8	I thought so.
0:51.6	How about unlocking all the League of Legends champions when you link your Riot Games accounts?
0:53.4	Or for one low monthly price?
0:55.6	Well, guess what? We got you.
0:58.5	Learn more at Xbox.com slash PC Game Pass.
1:00.7	Stalker to available November 20th, 2024.
1:02.8	Game catalog varies by region and overtime.
1:04.8	And yeah, that's the end of the script.
1:14.4	And I'm going to tell you right now, those of us that were not blessed with the dump truck, what do you guys call in these things now?
1:20.5	With a hellacious booty, with a buca, if you will.
1:32.5	Those of us that were not blessed with one of those, sitting on the floor for eight plus hours sliding around on fake wood flooring it's not good even sitting in the closet of contemplation on the carpeted floor with padding and everything and my
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