Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol.

Good morning, heathens. Happy Murder in the News Monday.

Coming to you from the closet of contemplation, we haven't been back here in a minute,

but she's had a glow up. She has a brand new door, like a brand new door, just hung with all of the

little wedges to make sure she's balanced and she shuts perfectly brand new knob. Yes, my friends,

she's having a glow up, the closet of contemplation. How is everyone? How did you fare over the weekend? Did you guys, were you able to

survive your families? If you enjoy your families, that's great. Nobody's looking down at you.

Fucking awesome. But the rest of you, the rest of us, right? Was it weird? Are you okay?

Just understand so many of us understand that it sometimes sometimes it's just weird and not okay but i

hope everyone fared decently and i certainly hope everyone was very nice to service staff because

we all know that the karenes multiply by an infinite number during the holidays male and female karen's

what is the name for a male Karen? You guys,

leave it in the comments and let me know. What is a male Karen? Is that a Chad? I don't think

that's a Chad, right? There was another one too. I can't remember. So just, I guess,

no housekeeping or anything major going on. Oh, I did do sort of a poll on

Instagram as well as the Facebook group asking you guys in the Facebook group was a whole

different beast. But anyway, asking if you guys wanted me to separate the news from the regular

podcast. And as the last time, the results were the same. That was a

resounding absolutely not. We like the chaos. We like that it's back and forth. It's something

different, so on and so forth. You know, you get some entertainment. You get some education.

And it's like kind of a whirlwind of all right so i hurt you i will quit

asking i just want to make sure that as many of you are as happy as i can possibly make you that's all

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