If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

Hosted on Dimlywit.com.

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We are your new go-to girls for everything bad.

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Yeah, so today I feel like we're going to do something a little fun that everybody can relate to because everybody has one of these, a turn on that is non-sexual.

Ooh.

Something a guy does that is just him functioning in society,

that you're like, wow, strip I love that I love that yeah like

Jess's I know is when Denny comes home after playing basketball and he's all

sweaty he's literally just existing he's done nothing he has not even

showered and she's like yum that's mine yeah wow I couldn't think of one that's a

good one I know because you've told me it before and I thought the first time that's

fucking disgusting.

So it's one that really stuck with me for my whole life.

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