Morgue Transpo breaks into dead guy’s apt to seduce sex doll | 1.30.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:30.0	What it is.
0:31.2	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.5	And this is hard factor.
0:35.3	And there is no one that does it better.
0:38.6	Right now, yeah.
0:39.7	Nobody does it better.
0:41.2	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.6	Go ahead.
0:43.1	Tell me something right now.
0:44.6	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:47.2	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.6	And I'm always cheering.
0:50.2	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1:29.4	Good morning and welcome to episode 1637. Hard Factor. It is Thursday, January 30th, 2025. Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy, guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor, today, Mark's leading us off. he's got a big one for us one that he's promised you i i had to do it you did say you were going to do it i had to
1:37.4	do it you said you were going to dig into it yeah uh by the way um it's crazy it's crazy crazy crazy story insane pat have you seen any of the
1:49.3	videos of the south african mind no i haven't are they nuts strapped it's insane this is an insane
1:56.0	story strapped it yeah it's going to be very crazy up top. Then Wes is on deck with a funny one.
2:04.2	Funny and also insane.
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