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Shut up and sit down!

Wow, we're on! Good evening, Mr. Real. How are you doing? Why is that document up on the screen?

Okay, say that again, I couldn't hear you through the applause from our audience.

No, it was really, really loud tonight. Thank you, everybody. It's great to be here, where we always are. Every Wednesday night. What's that document? What's that?

Oh, yeah, here. Let's get rid of that stuff. We gotta do a little banter first.

Let's do that. Why they're not in the Super Bowl?

Well, that's because they sucked for two and a half decades at this point. Well, they're getting better.

No, but that's okay. We can, you know, we now have as a star quarterback a man who has 26 allegations of sort of sexually assault.

And again, I don't know what the proper, I don't mean sort of like it wasn't sexual assault, but he was alleged as 26 times by 26 different massage therapists of pushing for favors at the end when the women didn't want to give them.

And then we gave him the highest NFL guaranteed contract ever of 240 million dollars.

Wow. By the way, everybody, I've got to say something about me tonight. Believe it or not, I've been to say a little bit about me.

I have tried going in and out of this program and signing off and signing on, but no matter what I do, it appears that my lips and my voice are not sinking exactly.

There's about a half second delay and I've tried everything I can think of to get rid of it. And I can't.

So I'm going to have to deal with it tonight and hope you will too. I feel like I'm in some kind of Japanese film where I'm speaking Japanese, but the English has been dubbed in.

I feel like I should be saying, Gujera, Gujera.

We are going to do our show tonight.

Right. It's not just my camera, but tonight is a serious subject. Should we make any announcements?

First about thrive down in your neck of the woods, February 24 through 26 at which you will be appearing with your wife to address the audience. I understand.

Yeah. My wife and I will be speaking. You'll be speaking. The mounts are going to be there. Anthony Miller and I think John Delin speaking.

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