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Every Little Thing

Most Embarrassing Story in All of Human History

Every Little Thing

Gimlet

Comedy, Education, Science

4.64.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A New Year’s resolution: Last year, hundreds of you submitted your mortifying tales. This week, we announce the winner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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Hey, everybody. Happy New Year. I'm here with a little resolution. I wanted to

0:05.0

tie up a loose end from a show we did called Embarrassing Little Tales.

0:10.0

Hello.

0:14.0

Hey, Mary. It's Flora from every little thing. Thanks for coming back on the show.

0:18.0

Thank you so much.

0:19.0

So, as you know, we ran a most embarrassing stories contest on the show.

0:24.0

You were a finalist with your story about getting the bacterial infection MRSA

0:29.0

in your butt crack.

0:31.0

Yep.

0:32.0

And then a super hot medical team like straight out of Grey's Anatomy

0:36.0

were the ones tending to you.

0:38.0

Yeah. That was me.

0:39.0

Let's listen back to a little bit of it.

0:43.0

I am just ass up.

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But up in the air like I'm sunbathing, hands folded under my chin

0:49.0

and they are spreading my butt cheeks.

0:51.0

And I am very well endowed when it comes to my ass.

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Like my butt is big.

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And I can't stress enough how deep in my butt cheek it is.

1:02.0

So one hot nurse is spreading the cheeks.

1:09.0

Hot doc is just like all up in there with the scalpel and the all the things.

1:17.0

Is that it in a in a butt shell?

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