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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Most INSANE VP Debate Moments.. Plus Banks COLLAPSING?

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

News Commentary, Politics, Facts, Comedy, Society & Culture, Channel, Funny, Schaffer, News, Conservative, Elijah, Slightly, Entertainment, Offensive

4.94.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

We’re recapping the debate from last night.. And let me tell you, it wasn’t good. Is this what politics will be like going forward? Just 2 guys agreeing on almost every topic, and being overly cordial? This isn’t what it was like under Trump..Also, Bank of America has experienced SEVERE outages — and people have lost all their money, for the time being. Including our very own Elijah Schaffer.. Does that mean Slightly Offensive is OVER, and he’ll need to pawn the cameras for grocery money? Onl...

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0:00.0

Well we had an amazing debate performance last night and go to my screen right here.

0:03.6

J.D. Vance gave a performance of a lifetime better than anything I can tell my wife

0:10.4

after our dates. Anyway, I could work on my performance. Everyone was saying what he did was amazing

0:17.3

particularly this stare. Check this out. It's there for you because I heard people say well I don't I don't want to buy in the

0:23.2

Oh did you see that that was did you see that that was crazy he like looked at the

0:29.6

screen it's like the office but in real life you've then he looked back, dude, this guy's the best.

0:34.0

He's the greatest.

0:35.0

You know what?

0:36.0

I should get on to Twitter and glaze him for the next two days

0:39.0

and say everybody who thought this was the wrong pick for Vice President

0:42.0

is wrong because he's staring at

0:44.5

at people anyway it was a very uneventful debate that was my whole point J.D. Vance

0:48.8

did objectively win in terms of presentation of information but I want to remind you that the people who are watching this,

0:54.8

we have a tweet talking later about a woman said, who do I vote for?

0:57.6

The guy with Eiliner, who wants to kill, doesn't want me to kill my unborn kid,

1:01.6

or the nice guy who wants to give me free health care.

1:04.0

We are a nation of retards and so we're not appealing to people of intellect.

1:07.6

But we got the best debate moments for you. Plus we're going to master debate each other tonight,

1:12.4

live on air on our only fans

1:14.2

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1:18.5

anyways it's approximately 758 p.m. Eastern time in the United States which means

1:22.3

that's whenever the hell we decided to start the show Oh, So, Oh, Yeah, we're all just praising the Lord. Lift those hands. Praise Jesus.

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