This is an REI co-op studios production.

What did you leave out there on the porch?

Two things it looks like.

Two skinny things.

Casting shadows in the light that streams under the front door.

Shadows that look for all the world like someone's legs would cast if they were standing just outside.

But there can't be anyone out there.

Or, well, if there were, they would have moved by now.

No one stands so still for so long without shifting at all.

So, if it isn't a person, what is it?

You'll just go and see.

Too bad there isn't a people, but you can always look out the big picture window, right beside the door.

Just to be safe.

That's a good idea.

It is awfully late at night after all.

So you walk across the darkened living room and you step to the window and you take a side of the long curtains in each of your hands.

And after just a moment's hesitation, you pull them apart.

And you see what it is that's standing so still out there on your porch.

But it also sees you.

This is the Camp Monsters Podcast.

Of course, if we've done our job right here on the Camp Monsters Podcast,

those shadows on the front porch are probably a couple of delivery boxes.

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