Oh my god the worst is when you're like with someone that's like freaking out.

Yeah, and you're like literally when people are like, oh my God, that's David Henry from Wizard of Waverly

plays. And you're like crying and you're like, bitch are at a super goop sunscreen event like you

have to calm the fuck down like please go got a free margarito and

some sunscreen and handle yourself in the bathroom.

Like it's so...

Go get in that photo booth and relax.

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the

comments section show starring me your fave who cares about me everybody

nobody cares about me anymore on to the guest today we have the iconic the

legendary hilarious Ian Smith.

Whoa!

Also affectionately known as Ian is ugly.

True.

And I'm not saying that that's your handle for having me. I know ones of people have been asking for this episode

So many people

Thank you so much for having me and I just want to say something before we even start and I'm going to look right in the camera when I say this to the audience.

If you are watching this and I say something funny, here's what you're going to do.

You're going to screen record it and put it next to a video of

slime or someone cleaning out their iPhone or the smushing one yup or

a iPhone game where the goal is to wax a hairy man's leg.

So please, we got to get the clips out there.

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