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🗓️ 24 April 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Everyone's favorite old lady- Mrs. Mashgalopsis- calls a nail salon and tries to book an appointment for a service they don't provide!
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0:00.0 | Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran. |
0:02.6 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
0:04.5 | All right, Danielle, what's it all about? |
0:06.1 | All right, so Miss Moscholopsis is going to call a nail salon because Lily, who works there, said that June, who owns the salon, always gets these crazy people that call, and she can't stand it. |
0:17.1 | So she says, why don't we just mess around with her? |
0:19.0 | So that's what she does. |
0:20.3 | That's what Miss Moscholopsis does very well. She's probably the most irritating woman on the |
0:25.7 | planet Earth. Yeah. But you can't help but love her. Here we go. Miss Moscalopsis phone tap. |
0:30.5 | Hello, hello. Yeah, hello. I like to make an appointment. I want to come in there and get |
0:36.8 | my stuff taken care of. Okay. You want to come in there and get my stuff taken care of. |
0:39.3 | Okay. |
0:39.9 | You want to come today? |
0:41.1 | I think, can I come tomorrow? |
0:42.7 | Can you take care of my lump on the side of my foot? |
0:45.0 | And it's been really bothering me, and I just won't get it taken care of. |
0:48.5 | You have a bump on your foot? |
0:50.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
0:50.8 | I was talking to my son Marvin about it. |
0:52.9 | And Marvin said that it's called a bunchen. |
0:55.7 | And so he said that if I went to the nail salon, they would take care of my bunskin. |
1:00.3 | No, no, no, no, no. We don't do bunyan. We don't do that. No, no, no, no. We do manicure, pedicure. We do shave. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right, huh? My son Marvin said you were going to shave my bunchkin. |
1:12.6 | Can I come in? |
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