Mud Butt Mishaps (w/ Siobhan Thompson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Writer and comedian Siobhan Thompson (Dimension 20, Rick & Morty) joins Nicole to dive into the messy realities of hookup culture—from men leaving skid marks in bed to requesting ass-eating with a muddy butt. They debate whether it’s okay to ghost someone after a one-night stand. Siobhan shares why she had to turn off DM requests from D&D fans, her biggest dating 'icks,' and the differences between dating in London and Los Angeles. Plus, a PSA on why you should NEVER DATE YOUR IMPROV TEACHER.

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0:00.0	Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode description.
0:07.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:09.0	Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please. Tell me why.
0:33.4	Ooh, baby. Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Take Me a podcast or Me, Nicole Beyer,
0:39.4	has been trying to figure out how I'm so single or how I was so single, even though you could come in a thimble and tell me it was medicine.
0:51.6	My guest today is a comedian, actress, and a writer that you know from college humor and dropout.
0:58.3	She is also a staff writer on Rick and Morty.
1:01.2	Oh, that is so, that's such an old credit.
1:03.4	Okay.
1:04.0	I was a staff writer at Rick and Morty.
1:06.2	No longer.
1:07.4	But now is a key player in Dimension 20s, and I've known her for years and years and years and years.
1:14.9	Here's how long we've known each other. This is the Nicole that I first met. One wig, blue contact lenses.
1:26.1	She's dead. She died.
1:30.4	I've truly never been read harder in my life.
1:33.4	One wig and blue contact lenses.
1:36.7	What an awful phase in my life.
1:38.3	I loved it. No one was like, hey, you look like an alien.
1:42.6	Yes.
1:43.2	You look like you belong in men and black.
1:45.3	Here's the thing with UCB at that time, and I don't know if it's changed because I'm not involved with that anymore.
1:49.6	Wait, let me tell everyone your name.
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