Deep in the heart of the Mayan Riviera, beyond the sandy beaches, tropical vibes, and blue waters, lies an event so exclusive it can't be seen with the human eye.

Announcing Firy Fest 1.2.

This is the event that has to be seen, to be seen, have you seen, will you be seen, concert, dance

party, raves, sporting event, baseball card signing festival, you will not want to miss.

All brought to you by Billy McFarland, El Scamay Gringo Productions, Tila Tequila,

Boones Farm Tropical Mist Coolers, the New York State Parole Board, Ron Jeremy.com, and Doug

from across the street, with ticket prices starting at just $37,995, you'd be a fool not to not think about it.

Purchase the Bernie Madoff package and you'll be whisked away from a helipad in Valdosta, Georgia

to Orlando, Florida's International Airport where you'll meet 120 other Instagram influencers

for an unforgettable journey you'd soon wish you'd forget.

Then you'll hop aboard our luxury, Spirit Airlines, private, public flight to your destination somewhere in Mexico.

You'll be promptly driven to your accommodations in style by Pablo's Cousins Transportation.

Enjoy your 6.5-hour drive through the lush tropical

rainforest in Pablo's Cousins convertible Honda pickup trucks. Sip on complimentary tap water

provided by Doug from across the street and enjoy an amuse boosh provided by Billy the

douche. Once you arrive at your all-inclusive resort,

it's time to unpack, relax and let Donna's beachside motel pamper you in style. How about a swim

in the above-ground pool? Take a bath and our eco-friendly outdoor repurposed beer cooler,

or visit Donna's day spa and salon for a happy ending you nor your

doctor will soon forget but get some rest because the party starts early and you will not

want to miss being photographed with some of TikTok's most obnoxious influencers with over 22

separate locations in four different towns and three different cities, FyFest 1.2 is the most spread-out festival this festival season.

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