Hey, hi, hi, it's your buddy Alliward.

So let's talk about Dusty Books and Stuffed Buffalo and Relics that would make Indiana Jones just randy.

So museums are those hollowed institutions that we use as marble-tiled storage lockers for history.

In this week's episode, I sat down with someone who gets to wear the gloves and just ignore the velvet rope things and stick around after the crowds filter out.

And keep watch for vintage ghosts.

Let's talk about museology, which is a word.

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This week, the review I want to read is from someone calling himself Nick the Jagoff.

Don't need to know why.

Such a nice review essentially said that I'm a wild mix between a spirit animal, soulmate, crazy aunt, a devil on my shoulder and a teacher.

Can't get enough, loves the podcast, and then gave me two stars out of five.

I think that was an accident, Nick the Jagoff, because your review was so glowing and so nice.

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Okay, back to museums. So museum, the word comes in a Greek for the muses.

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