Hi, you know any of those possums? Welcome back to the podcast. Today's a very special

episode. I have my best friend in the entire world, or one of my best friends in the entire

world. He just surprised me from New Zealand. He came out in and out of nowhere. They surprised

me for my birthday, so I thought, fuck it. I may as well get this little rat on the podcast,

because he's got a crazy story. What up, Jacob? What's going on? Everyone, if you're listening

to audio only, or in Justin, if you're all listening, you should be. Yeah, one of the

best friends in the world. I'm not sure how long you're in LA for. Well, I'm going to try and

marry someone and hopefully potentially just stay here. You can't say that. You said I

can say anything. I'm not working here. I'm not getting paid for this. You can't say, I'm

just saying border security will come. Fuck it. You'll be the next one. I keep border patrol

TV show. I'll marry you. I'm trying to get out of here. I'm trying to get out of here.

I'm surprised they let me in here twice. You look dodgy. Can we get one of those description

things? Is it like an audio description? You kind of look like the stereotype for like

every like half Middle Eastern, half black, half everything. It's like pretty much like

everything border security discriminates against. Have you seen this man? You know, that's

actually my man. No, here's a thing we're walking through customs. Right? Everyone got

through fine, but the only progress like the Boston bomber too. The only person that didn't

get through was Chris John, the handsome Croatian guy who looks like he sells houses. He got

pulled up and they put him in the interrogation room and we're all like joking in the group

chat and just saved the most vulgar shit. I was like, oh, damn, they're probably like

look at his phone. God. He's going good here. So anyway, how did you get to America? How

was the process of surprising me? I don't know any of this shit. I can't give you dates.

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