Listen, for someone we're not supposed to fuck, there's a lot of love songs about them.

There's a lot of love songs about them and they will not show us any versions of him that are ugly.

He is always hot, always has abs. He's a sex symbol that we can't have sex with.

And men and women praise him and sing love songs to him, but they mad about same sex.

I don't want all these men smashing each other, that's me and Jesus relationship is different.

Yup, yup, yup. There it is, there it is ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that the X in little

Nas X stands for xylophone, that's right. This motherfucker is upsetting people left and right.

Not only is he putting queer images in front of our innocent 38 year old black men, but more importantly,

he's coming up with silly billi-ass names like xylophone. This guy's a problem. He's a real problem.

Busy's right, everybody else is wrong. And it's all clear to me, I'm your host, Langston Cerman.

I'm coming in hot, as always. And you know who's not coming in hot, who always plays it cool.

Never want to, if I say her, come in hot in a good way. She comes in the right temperature every time I see her.

She's hilarious, an amazing comedian and author. You know her from her book, Fuck Your Diet, hilarious, hilarious person.

And I'm so happy she's here. Give it up for my guest, Ms. Chloe Hillier.

I make my own sound effects. Hell yeah. You know, the people on the background ain't good enough.

You got to throw in a little extra right at the right at the end. How are we?

What's up? I am great. Thanks for having me. It's going to be so much fun.

Yeah, it's going to be a great time. You came today with a conspiracy theory. I mentioned this to you

already. One that I have desperately been wanting to talk about for the longest time. It's a conspiracy

theory that I feel like I have heard my entire life that people have argued about forever.

And today we get to finally talk about it. We get to finally do it. And I'm not going to,

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