My First Professional Athlete (ft. Boston Red Sox) [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Join Alex in the studio for a very special, full circle solo episode. The Boston Red Sox have invited Alex to throw the first pitch at Fenway Park, but little do they know she and the Red Sox go wayyyy back. Alex shares a story from the vault about her first ever professional athlete and how their whirlwind romance completely took over her life at BU. From making out on the bar, to following grown men into the bathroom, to doing whatever it took to get into the family and friends section at the ballpark… this episode is a wild ride full of twists, turns, and a little bit of delusion. Alex takes us on a hilarious trip down memory lane, discussing some of the most unhinged things she did to keep this man’s attention, and reminisces on how she ultimately flipped the script and took back the power in the relationship. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:10.0	Welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. Next week I am going to be doing
0:17.6	something that will probably piss a lot of my exes off. Not that I haven't
0:22.1	already done that enough on this show, but this, truly this feels like,
0:27.3	feels like the icing on the cake, it feels like the cherry on top, to all of my ex baseball lovers, the ones who pitched, the ones who caught
0:38.6	the balls, the ones who hit, never the bunch riders, I never fucking soup that low.
0:44.3	But to all my men in uniform, this one is for you.
0:48.9	I am officially the owner of a Major League Baseball team.
0:54.4	You work for me now, bitches. I'm fucking kidding, obviously.
0:57.4	I'm going to need a couple more deals before I can even get there,
1:00.2	but a girl can dream. But I actually do have an announcement to make today. I have officially been invited
1:08.0	by the Boston Red Sox to throw out the first pitch for a game at Fenway Park and to top it all off I will be
1:16.5	hosting an unwell party on top of the green monster. Not only am I going
1:21.4	back to my old stomping grounds, I am bringing the daddy gang with me.
1:26.4	So you may be wondering like how did this come about, how did this happen?
1:30.6	So basically the Red Sox organization reached out to my company after they saw our
1:36.2	first unwell event in Austin, Texas, which was one of the best parties I've ever been to, if I say so myself and they basically reached out and said we
1:46.4	want Alex and unwell to do an event here in Boston with us.
1:52.4	Now here in Boston with us. Now, are they aware of my history within their organization? I don't know, but by the time
2:00.7	this episode's come out, it'll be too late for them to rescind the offer.
2:04.4	If you are OG here, you are very aware that I have quite the history with the city of Boston, specifically the Red Sox organization.
2:17.9	And most importantly, the players, or I guess one in particular.
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