And the younger one is doing this thing called travelling,

which I, you know, as you regular listeners who know,

I don't travel, apart from one of Ante West,

believe me, if you've done that,

you don't feel the need to do any other kinds of.

It's such a lie, but we'll run with it.

I don't go exploring the world with a backpack.

No, you don't do that kind of.

And I never have, and I never will.

Okay, here's the thing with you theater, artsy, liberal types.

You think you know it all.

But trust me, saving the earth is a filthy business.

In Kyoto, the acclaimed five-star new play from the Royal Shakespeare Company and Good Chance.

I'll show you what really happened that night at the UN's groundbreaking climate conference in Japan.

Kyoto, at London's Soho Place for a limited season from the 9th of January.

Book now at Soho Place.org.

Good dinner party?

Fun, but you definitely blew our budget.

Budgets are meant to budge.

You got everyone a gift, but it wasn't anyone's birthday.

Says the person who gave a coupon as a tip last week.

Have you bought a chandelier for a one bedroom flat?

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