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🗓️ 8 March 2025
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0:00.0 | Matt, I agree with you that the brutalist is slow and way too long. |
0:06.0 | However, each Lord of the Rings movie is three and a half hours long or longer, and that's more than justified. |
0:12.0 | But I'll concede that no other movie has any right to be that long. |
0:28.1 | A lot of comments about this too saying, you know, I said no movie should be three and a half hours long, like the brutalist, that awful movie was. |
0:35.0 | And a few attempts to come up with exceptions to the rule. And Lord of the Rings was mentioned by several people. |
0:38.3 | Sorry, not only is Lord of the Rings not an exception, but it's actually a perfect example of what I'm talking about. |
0:41.3 | And you know what this dwarf says to that? |
0:48.3 | Okay, so let's just take Return of the King, |
0:50.3 | which I think was the longest one of all three movies. |
0:53.3 | And I liked those movies, by the way. But the theatrical release of Return of the King, which I think was the longest one of all three movies. And I like those movies, |
0:54.6 | by the way. But the theatrical release of Return of the King was about three and a half hours. |
0:59.5 | It was about what the brutalist is. And then there are all these extended cuts that are four |
1:03.4 | and a half hours long, which is just obscene. That's offensive. I'm offended. If I pick up |
1:08.8 | the Blu-ray, not that I watch Blu-ray anymore, and it says four and a half hours long, I'm offended. If I pick up the Blu-ray, not that I would watch Blu-ray anymore, and it says four and a half hours long, I'm offended by that. That's so insanely long. |
1:15.6 | How would you, how do you, that you would dare even sell that, that you would put that on the shelf |
1:19.6 | for anyone to watch. Four and a half hours. So, but no, let's just take three and a half hours. That was way too long. Okay. That you could have cut, |
1:30.2 | Return to the King, you could have cut at least 45 minutes out of that movie, at least 45 minutes, |
1:36.9 | and it would have been a better movie. And if you cut 45 minutes, it's still a movie that's |
1:41.4 | two, two hours and 45 minutes long. It's still a long movie. Can you just |
1:45.8 | cut it down from epic marathon length to very long? Can we just make that? It would be a better |
1:53.0 | movie. |
1:54.0 | I hate you. Why would you be without me? |
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