Hey benches, I hope you're having a wonderful day night afternoon slash possibly

fourth-dimension experience on the space time continuum. Wherever you are, I

hope it's great there. I just wanted to pop in and say real quick that if you

want more podcast in your life, we have a patreon patreon.com slash bench

topia where you can access bonus episodes, reading lists, all that stuff. And for

our most recent bonus episode, we discussed the reddit thread, am I the asshole,

and used our powers of omniscience and our big huge fucking giant brains to make

the objective choice about who was the asshole. And as a teaser today, we're

gonna share with you one of the funniest things that we've ever read on the

podcast and the thing that has made us laugh maybe more than anything else to

date, including the Elijah Wood, Villu Varvig's video. So yeah, enjoy the teaser

and if you want more, again that is patreon.com slash bench topia. Love you.

Okay, this one sent me. Okay, okay. Am I the asshole because I eat?

Am I the asshole because I ate more than, quote, my share of a six-foot party

some last night. Oh my god, I have to get through this. Okay. Okay. Okay, this is how it

opens. Last night, my friend, who's did UFC and I was invited. He got a six-foot

party sub. It's like a foot long. It's a six-foot party, and it's like wider than

a normal sub. It's like huge. Yes. Exactly in the breath. It's not breath. I also

brought homemade wings that are sort of my specialty. Well, of course, people flock

to the food and I had basically one serving of the sandwich, but people devoured

my wings and I didn't get to have a single one, which is totally fine. That's why I brought

them, but maybe an hour later I was starving. I keep eyeing the sandwich, and I'd say there

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