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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The day after Novak Djokovic celebrated his 24th title and honored Kobe Bryant with a Mamba Forever shirt, Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles wearing the number 8. What is going on in NY? The league's competition committee is incorporating a new fine system to govern star player rest, however there are a plethora of exceptions, which we are calling the NBA Acceptable Rest Protocol. Team USA came up short of the bronze medal against Canada, so Tom Did His Own Research and put together 4 teams worth of players that could compete with Anthony Edwards and company. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:05.6	Wait a f**k in minute right now.
0:14.5	Daddy's Azlab has been suspended by X.
0:17.8	Who's Daddy's Azlab, Tom?
0:19.9	Maze, this is the guy who tweeted out at 601 PM, a mere two hours before kickoff on
0:27.7	Monday Night Football.
0:28.7	Oh.
0:29.7	Rodgers is going to tear his Achilles on a rain drenched, met life turf in two and a half
0:34.0	hours.
0:35.0	11 million views of this tweet went viral because he predicted Aaron Rodgers snapping
0:40.9	his Achilles.
0:41.9	Yep.
0:42.9	And I just went to go back to see what's the update on how many people have looked at
0:46.0	this tweet.
0:47.0	Mm-hmm.
0:48.0	Gone.
0:49.0	Gone.
0:50.0	Account suspended.
0:51.0	Another truth teller silenced.
0:52.0	X suspends accounts that violate the X rules.
0:55.4	Truth telling.
0:56.4	Did he like just post a bunch of porn or something recently?
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