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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	New from DurX, 7 different vibrations you'll want to put on repeat.
0:15.0	Now available at boots and at durex.co. UK.
0:20.0	You two are bad friends.
0:22.0	For these two idiots.
0:24.0	A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:26.0	You two are disgusting.
0:29.0	Oh, you two or something.
0:31.0	We're bad friends.
0:32.0	Sent that clause, Heli. We're bad friends. Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
0:34.0	Edi-ebebebebebebebebebebe.
0:36.0	We're a little Filipino elves.
0:38.0	No.
0:39.0	That glass,
0:40.0	Eta-e-de-be-beep.
0:42.0	Bea-be-be-be beat. I heard, um, dude, this is crazy, dude, this is crazy, dude.
0:46.8	I was in Hawaii once, dude.
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:49.8	Aloha.
0:50.8	Aloha.
0:51.8	I was at an ABC store. Aloha. I was at an ABC store aloha aloha and I heard frosty the snowman over the speakers aloha.
0:59.3	Wow Frosty hates Hawaii don't play that song why would he hate Hawaii because it's his enemy the environment is the worst environment Hawaii for a snowman
1:09.3	No dude he's made a Teflon. He's not made as snow? No. Is teflon mill?
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