Make your plans now. Get to Las Vegas for opening weekend of football. September 6 is a Saturday,

Andy and I and probably Chad, and we'll try to get as many special guests as we can get to

come up from the days of the podcast, from the days of the touring, and then off into September,

October, Midwest, upstate New York, New England run,

then Florida in November.

Go to Doug Standup.com.

Go to the tour dates and it all wraps up with Skake Fest at this point, unless we had

something weird for New Year's, which we will talk about, maybe a day drinking

show on New Year's for people like us who fucking hate New Year's.

We were thinking maybe bolder, but I don't know.

We'll see.

I'll talk to you.

Well, yeah, get on the mailing list too.

Bye.

Hey, guys, when's the last time you took a good look at your balls?

I mean, squatting over a mirror,

dunking and dangling, pulling them apart like you satin gum. One man gets diagnosed with

testicular cancer every single hour, so it's worth a check down there. Checking for what? I don't

know. I have lots of lumps in my balls and my scrotum.

I don't know what's cancer.

What's a fucking quarter I swallowed when I was a kid?

But April is National Testicular Cancer Awareness Month.

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