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Andy Zaltzman, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.86.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Are we paying full attention to the apocalypse? Horses rampaging through the streets, chocolate dying off, cicadas, messages from space - pay attention sheeple!


Andy Zaltzman is with Ian Smith and Anuvab Pal.


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This episode was presented and written by:


  • Andy Zaltzman
  • Anuvab Pal
  • Ian Smith


And producer by Chris Skinner and Laura Turner



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0:00.0

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

0:14.0

Hello, good, whatever time of day it is whenever you're listening to this.

0:18.0

I'm Andy's ultimate coming to not live and in zero dimensions from the shared of unfathomable factiveness in South London for

0:25.2

this, issue 4,301 of the Bugle recently voted one of the top billion audio cultural

0:31.6

highlights of the third millennium so far and

0:34.4

judging by the press over the last couple of weeks somewhere in the region of

0:37.4

993 million of them have been Taylor Swift's song so we've done quite well to get into the rest of that list and today I'm

0:44.3

joined not only by producer Chris but joining us from the currently democracy

0:48.4

slathered nation of India it's Anu-Vab Pal and from the about to dip its toe reluctantly into the

0:55.0

puddle of local democracy city of London Ian Smith.

0:58.8

Welcome both of you back back to the bue well how's election fever treating you both well and you know

1:05.0

you'd appreciate this and I'm doing this as a stunt just for you and

1:09.7

okay about an hour ago I voted in the Indian elections the voting booth in Mumbai is at the

1:19.0

Royal Opera House a British institution. I don't know what that says about the democracy because they have

1:26.3

picked one of the last Victorian relics in Mumbai to have voting and I have requested a room with Wi-Fi to stay back to do the bugle.

1:38.8

So this recording is courtesy of the Election Commission of India. Well, can everyone do that?

1:48.0

If all 1 billion voters demanded a room with Wi-Fi to record a podcast presumably they'd have to do that now.

1:54.8

They'd have to give everyone on.

1:56.7

And you know I thought you'd appreciate this at this because you like work you think there is only

2:02.2

one room that has Wi-Fi in an entire

2:05.9

voting thing which is equally concerning for the world's largest democracy.

2:11.2

Ian have you voted in the Indian election?

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