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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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🗓️ 16 January 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show with your host, Paul
0:14.4	Bursey, Bill Burr. We got the Greek freak out there in Beverly Hills. And of course, we have
0:18.9	Jake the Snake, our injury report guy.
0:21.9	Of course, I'm getting a phone call, which I got a decline. I don't know what everybody's
0:24.9	called me so early for. Anyway. They want your picks, Paul. They want your picks. They want my
0:29.6	picks. Wild card weekend started off bad for me. Oh, and two. Then we picked it up. But,
0:36.3	uh, before we did. Oh, whoa. No one of me. We picked it up. Then we picked it up. But, uh, but, uh, no one of the mean we picked it up.
0:40.0	I fucking called that fucking charges game.
0:42.5	You go run the tape back,
0:43.7	Paul.
0:44.9	You get into your little breakfast nook day.
0:46.7	You run the fucking tape.
0:47.6	That's the one game I picked wire to wire this year.
0:50.7	Yeah.
0:51.1	Okay. year. Yeah. Okay? But I'm not too proud of myself because I also thought the Packers were going to cover against
0:55.4	the Eagles.
0:56.0	But I'm just saying my ego was, I thought I was no Cedomas after that first fucking
1:02.2	game.
1:04.0	Then the wheels fell off.
1:08.0	I was, dude, the Texans surprised me.
1:12.4	I'll tell you what, though.
1:13.9	I will tell you what.
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