I did it, Pam! I actually finally did it!

What, you swam without your floaties?

No.

You finally fell asleep without your stuffies.

Also no, bigger than both of those. I played the Nintendo Switch 2!

Wait, what? How is that possible? The public previews don't start until this weekend.

Nintendo invited me to a super secret event yesterday, and I got to play the Switch to all day.

And I have so many things I need to tell everyone.

This is your literal dream come true.

It is my literal dream come true.

You don't even have to work today, Pamela. You can just get cozy, listen to the weekly roar, maybe read a book.

Well then, I need to let Rye cook.

I'm Pamela Kirkland.

It's Thursday, April 3rd.

And I'm Ryan Willard, one of the first people in the world that has played Nintendo's newest system.

This is 10 things you need to know about the Switch 2.

10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 0, 1.

First thing you need to know is how I got to play the Switch 2 before anybody else.

Nintendo invited me and a bunch of content creators and press to a super secret location in New York City to watch the Switch 2 announcement. I checked in at 7.30 in the morning, which was way

earlier than I wanted to get up. Nintendo then served me breakfast. I checked in at 7.30 in the morning, which was way earlier than I wanted to get up.

Nintendo then served me breakfast. I obviously ate all of the pastries. And then we watched the Nintendo

Direct unfold just like everybody else. But as soon as it was done, Doug Bowser, the president

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