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Dad Meat

No Bruises pt. 1

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9856 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The I got it. Sorry.

0:40.8

Let's go.

0:42.5

Welcome back to Dad Meat, bitch.

0:43.8

Tim, how the heck are you?

0:45.0

You know, I'm a little bit under the weather, but I'm so happy to see your face.

0:48.4

It's a million miles away from me.

0:49.9

Oh, I hear you sniffling over there.

0:51.4

I know. I just downed an Alka-Seltzer.

0:53.5

And to this day, there's something very powerful to me about dropping those in there and watching them Fizz.

1:00.1

It is exciting.

1:00.7

I think it imprinted upon me when I was a kid and you're watching a grown-up movie and someone

1:05.0

would be hung over like a detective and they drop the Alka-Seltzer's in there, and you hear them clinking the glass and then fizz,

1:12.9

I was just like, dude, I cannot wait to be hung over someday.

1:15.6

I can't wait to stay up all night, solving a murder,

1:20.0

and have to drink that shit and, like, be really angry at, like, a spouse or something like that.

1:22.3

And also, like, complaining about a stomach ulcer.

1:27.5

I was, I was, even, I don't know. I don't even, is there even medicine in it or is it just like?

1:29.3

No, I think it's just diet spright. Is the feeling of just remembering movies as a kid the only thing carrying it?

1:34.6

Whatever the case, dude, I've instantly bounced back.

1:37.7

Yeah.

1:37.9

Do you have any other like home remedies that you usually tap into when you don't feel well?

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