My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Check out the podcast Good Assassins, the unbelievable but true story of the greatest spy of World War Two.

A mysterious agent is strategically dismantling the Nazis violent grass on France.

They don't know her name, but they want this woman dead.

They send a devious double agent to hunt down the limping lady, but Virginia Hall was tougher than they expected.

Listen to Good Assassins on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts and wherever you get your podcasts.

Real talk. Bullies be bitches.

Facts, I completely agree.

Listen buddy, try to bully my kids.

I find mamas, grandmas, aunties, all of them.

Dead ass.

Hey, I'm Cadene and I'm Devout.

And where are the Ellices?

You may know us from posting funny videos without voice.

And reading each other publicly as a form of therapy.

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