No Good, All Problem *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2024
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Summary
The girlies return to the mailbox to read more stories of clownery and riff on your foolishness. Digressions include why men need to STOP scaring the hoes, some piping hot tea about this season of the Bachelor, and, well, I think we all got groomed over the internet!
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| 0:00.0 | This is the instance that happened that proved to him that I'm fucking insane and that you can't even try a shit with me even if you tell me beforehand and I agree to it. |
| 0:06.0 | He said, when you put your key in the door, I'm gonna say, hurry, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming. |
| 0:12.0 | No, no, no, no, no no no no that that was scary. |
| 0:14.4 | But I was like I was like okay and you're gonna do that when and like like right now |
| 0:18.1 | after we finished talking he's like yeah and I was like okay so it's not gonna catch me off guard |
| 0:21.7 | I know exactly what's happening it's just |
| 0:23.0 | gonna be like a thing I put my key in the door and he grabs me by the shoulders and he goes |
| 0:27.8 | hurry they're coming they're coming they're coming and I go |
| 0:29.9 | ha ha ha hah a turn around with the key and I start cutting him with the key. |
| 0:34.3 | Like I just like blacked out. |
| 0:36.7 | But you started cutting him with the key? |
| 0:39.3 | I sliced him with the key. |
| 0:40.9 | Like I just, my body reacted. I was like, no you can't you can't do that. I |
| 0:48.0 | literally just got scared just through that conversation of you telling me what he did. |
| 0:52.1 | Like you can't do that shit. that |
| 0:53.2 | you can't do that shit. |
| 0:54.2 | In the moment I was like it's just you and me. |
| 0:56.4 | I was like it's broad daylight like it's totally fine like all this stuff I'm really |
| 1:00.3 | not scared. |
| 1:01.3 | He was you were so scared that you forgot that that was who was right in front of you one second ago? |
| 1:06.0 | I'm telling you Julia I was not thinking there was no thoughts I just turned around and started cutting him up with the key. |
| 1:11.0 | Why did you but if he was like hurry there coming, why would you cut him up? |
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