No Guts, No Butts
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
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"What kind of dance teacher goes up to the judges and says disqualify my kid?" It's a good question Kelly! But the answer is pretty simple when Abby Lee Miller is on the case! Turns out building a new team isn't so easy, but as the episodes title (Blame it on the New Girl) implies there is at least an easy scapegoat Abby won't hesitate to pounce on.
Joining the ALDC for a one time solo venture is Fallon Chapman and her mom Cheryl whom Abby met at the Florida auditions. But Abby begins to sour on her newest dancer as Fallon struggles to pick up the pace on her solo. Abby starts to openly mock Fallon to Cheryl, but her pettiness is nothing compared to when Fallon manages to forget her choreography entirely at competition. It's certainly a bad look, but in classic Abby fashion she manages to make the situation much worse for wear. But for Abby a lot is at stake since if the ALDC wins this week it'll be their 10th consecutive 1st place win, and since Candy Apples is also in attendance she really can't afford to look bad.
Meanwhile the girls take a trip to cheer up Mrs. Miller in the nursing home, though Christi is notably barred from attending.
Quotes
- “It's not torture, it's funny!" (01:40-01:42 | Christi)
- “That was some gay man who wanted to sleep with Kelly, but just the tip... cause he's gay.” (15:36-15:42 | Christi)
- “Every new mom Brian brought in had big fat fake boobs because he was obsessed with women with fake boobs." (30:45-30:51 | Christi)
- “Everybody needs to take a shot for Broadway baby making a cameo *indistinct grunting noises from Kelly*" (34:58-35:02 | Christi & Kelly)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I've always been ambitious and in teaching I've found plenty of opportunities to progress. |
| 0:05.0 | As head of English, I now get to support all the other teachers in my department. |
| 0:09.4 | They often learn from my advice, though actually I often learn from theirs. |
| 0:13.4 | The support and development we all get from each other is amazing. |
| 0:16.5 | It benefits not just us, but every student we teach. |
| 0:19.8 | How many other professions can say that? |
| 0:22.3 | Every lesson shapes a life. |
| 0:24.4 | Start shaping yours with a minimum starting salary of £31,000. |
| 0:28.4 | Search get into teaching. |
| 0:32.1 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. |
| 0:35.7 | Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:38.8 | Can you feel it? |
| 0:41.1 | Can you take it? |
| 0:42.5 | Can you come and brace it? |
| 0:44.3 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:47.0 | Do it right now. |
| 0:48.4 | Bye, right now. |
| 0:49.8 | Turn the volume up. |
| 0:51.2 | Live. |
| 0:51.3 | Give me your electricity. |
| 0:56.9 | Hello, bitchettes. Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:58.0 | Hello. |
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