NOT A MANGO, DO NOT EAT (Sea-Mango)

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

WARNING: This is not a mango. Do not eat this non-mango, this Lord of Lies, this Great Deceiver, for it is the sea-mango (Cerbera manghas) and it absolutely will kill you. The story is a little more complicated, however, as this tree provides an undeniably invaluable resource... but is it worth the risk?

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0:00.0	What's up, up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbitrary. It's the
0:09.0	podcast about trees and other related topics. I'm one of your hosts. My name is Alex Croson and of course
0:15.0	course I am joined as ever.
0:16.0	By me, I'm Casey.
0:18.0	By the, uh, you looked like a British actor about to take the stage for a retelling of Shakespeare.
0:29.4	Yeah, George the 6th.
0:31.1	Thank you.
0:32.1	Yeah, you're welcome. I know my
0:34.0	Shakespeare. My favorite Shakespeare. Yeah, thank you. I was
0:37.7	clearing my throat because I went to a Frisbee tournament this last weekend and
0:40.8	as always yelled a lot. Oh sure yes I feel like I always tell when you play
0:45.1	Frisbee I'm like Casey is tired and his voice is horse. Uh huh looks like we're
0:51.4	going to record tomorrow.
0:53.2	Yeah, I was listening to your voice now.
0:56.0	It was beautiful and I was like, I hope mine is okay.
0:59.6	It sounds great.
1:00.4	You've got like, you know that episode of friends where Phoebe gets sexy Flem?
1:03.7	No, she gets sick and she has like a Flem but it makes her voice really sultry because she's a
1:10.0	music she's a singer. Okay yeah and everybody loves her you know like well she gets like a bunch of
1:15.8	I see attention and then she she gets better she heals and she's trying to get herself sick so she just has her
1:23.8	head stuck out the window and it's raining and that's very funny. That's good okay.
1:28.6	Casey I brought I bring something very important to you. Oh you do okay I'm
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