NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

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🗓️ 19 June 2014

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another edition of No Such Thing as a Fish Presents International Fat Ball.
0:05.6	The only football podcast out there that makes absolutely no mention of football whatsoever,
0:10.5	brought to you by VisitEngland.com.
0:13.0	We are the QILs. My name is Dan. I'm sitting here with James, Andy, and Anna.
0:17.4	The match today is Columbia versus Côte d'Avoire.
0:21.3	And we're about to find out who the most interesting of those two are.
0:25.4	So let's begin. Columbia.
0:28.4	Okay, a fact about Columbia.
0:30.2	Yeah.
0:30.8	Okay, Columbians traditionally drank Armadillo blood to treat asthma.
0:35.2	Wow. Does it work?
0:36.8	I believe not.
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:38.8	And also, you get asthma quite a lot.
0:40.8	It's not like you just take a course of it and it's gone for the rest of you.
0:43.8	You need basically a live armadillo with a flesh wound.
0:47.1	Yeah, and treat it like an inhaler.
0:48.6	Yeah, exactly.
0:49.2	So people carry them around because you would be like, in a handbag,
0:52.0	you have an asthma sufferant and she starts,
0:53.8	and you like, did you remember your armadillo?
0:55.4	Yeah, sorry, can I borrow your armadillo?
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