What's going on, everybody?

Welcome to the Bituation Room live from an undisclosed cabin in the woods.

Super normal.

I'm not hiding out in preparation for 2025.

You're hiding out in preparation for 2020.

No, I'm here for a small little mini vacation, a little getaway before, you know, the new year hanging out with family.

Took my daughter to see snow today.

It wasn't really worth it, but it was cute.

It was a long drive to see a little bit of,

just a wee bit of snow.

So yes, some people say I look like I'm in a sauna. If you're listening, I am in a sauna. It's fine. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for being here. This is New Year's Eve, 24. Here we are. We've made it. What a year. Not much happened this year, right? A little bit of a letdown. Nothing to actually surprise, nothing too out of the ordinary given the state of things in the United States of America. But look, if you're here, thanks for being here. Thank you for pressing play. For joining me live as you prepare your dips and chips and little cut up celerys and carrots and whatnot that you're doing for tonight

or you're getting all your champagne or you're getting your prosaqa or whatever you're getting

or you're just like you know cuddling with your furry loved ones like your like animals

not like furries although was Elon did Elon want to be a furry?

Did I just see that headline?

Every single headline about Elon, you're like, you don't know what is real because it could all possibly be real.

But thank you so much for being here.

We have a great show with me, myself, and I for the next hour or so, or however long my child stays asleep for, because of course, it's nap time.

So thank you so much.

I apologize if the internet in this cabin is shoddy.

And I want to also thank so many of the people

who have been watching recently

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