Obscure Erotica: Ho-Ho-Holiday Edition
Bad On Paper
Becca Freeman
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
We weren’t sure what to get you for the holidays this year, so we thought we’d gift you the best present in our sack (ha), a holiday-themed edition of obscure erotica. We scoured Kindle Unlimited to find the absolute most unhinged smut for your enjoyment—there are sexy Santas, engorged elves, and so many female protagonists named Holly. Get in the sleigh, we’re going somewhere absolutely unhinged!
(Likely goes without saying, but NSFW content ahead!)
The books we read
Santa Claus is Going to Town On Me by M.L. Eliza
Elf'd: Spicy & Sweet Holiday Monster Erotica by Ginger Kane
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What we read this week
Becca - Nothing
Olivia - The Rachel Incident by Caroline O’Donoghue, The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store by James McBride
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everyone and welcome to Bad on Paper podcast. I'm Olivia Mentor. |
| 0:21.6 | And I'm Becca Freeman. |
| 0:23.2 | And welcome to Obscure Erronica Holiday Edition. |
| 0:27.6 | This was Becca's idea. |
| 0:29.5 | Will you give us a little bit of background on your choice? |
| 0:33.2 | I'm on board fully, for the record. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah, I didn't know what to get our listeners for Christmas, |
| 0:37.2 | so I decided that a weird episode was our gift. |
| 0:42.4 | I think it's time for one. |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah, we usually do this. |
| 0:44.9 | We've done this twice. |
| 0:46.1 | We usually do it for Valentine's Day. |
| 0:48.8 | The first time we did it, I would say it was maybe our most polarizing episode where some people |
| 0:56.1 | absolutely loved it and some people absolutely hated it. I fall on the love side. I think |
| 1:02.6 | it's hilarious. So we have dug up the weirdest holiday themed erotica that Kindle Unlimited has |
| 1:10.0 | to offer. And we are here to present it to you |
| 1:13.0 | in book report form. Just a warning, if there are small ears around, there shouldn't be. |
| 1:20.4 | Yes, this will be explicit. Just to be clear, it's not like the occasional F-bomb. Like, |
| 1:25.8 | this will be X-rated. |
| 1:28.0 | So headphones. |
| 1:29.2 | Spicy. |
| 1:30.0 | In a weird way. |
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