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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Can two frozen cranberry sauces with googly eyes be friends? How long should their freezer friendship last?

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0:00.0	It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I am bailiff, Jesse Thorne, and with me is Judge John Hodgman.
0:08.5	This week's episode was recorded live on stage in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
0:14.7	Man, did we have a great time at the city winery?
0:17.2	We really had a great time.
0:18.4	We talked to some lovely Philadelphians about jump scares and local transit. I was frankly horrified to meet a couple of anthropomorphic cranberry sauces named Bob and Barry. So I have to listen to it. Wild episode. A truly wild episode. Let's go to the stage at City Wannery in Philadelphia.
0:40.8	People of Philadelphia, you asked us for live justice, and we're here to deliver it.
0:46.1	The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.
0:53.3	Let's bring out our first set of litigants. Please welcome to the stage, Ariel and Joe.
1:04.5	Ariel and Joe have been together since they were in high school. Ariel is into crafts. Joe has
1:10.7	recently started woodworking.
1:13.1	Ariel, Joe, thank you for joining us here.
1:15.1	Who seeks justice in my courtroom?
1:16.9	I seek justice.
1:17.9	What is the nature of the justice you seek, Ariel?
1:20.3	Well, Joe being duplicitous as he is,
1:25.5	often likes to play jokes on me.
1:27.1	But not means words.
1:28.3	Joe likes to play jokes on you. It's not mince words. Joe likes to play jokes on you.
1:30.3	Often.
1:31.3	I see.
1:32.3	And this joke involved what?
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