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Ask Iliza Anything

One Perfect Dog Balloon

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Iliza drills down on miscommunication, gives her best advice ever, and tries to explain Jewish traditions to Emily outside of the scope of Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me, ask Eliza anything it's time to ask.

0:07.0

Ask me on your question.

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram comments section.

0:13.0

Leave them on your Twitter.

0:15.0

Or leave them on your Facebook.

0:17.0

We'll see them. We'll read them.

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers.

0:21.0

You know it. I've got it.

0:23.0

I've got the answers.

0:25.0

The answers. You ask me.

0:27.0

Ask me on your image.

0:29.0

Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

I was at dinner with my family and my mother-in-law came back to the table and she was like,

0:41.0

it was like one of those Italian restaurants that has like a market in it.

0:44.0

It was very, very small.

0:45.0

You have to make a reservation.

0:47.0

That is to say that it wasn't like a free-for-all like crazy buffet.

0:51.0

Anyways, my mother-in-law comes back to the table and she's like,

0:53.0

there was this, not the Scotty, but some cookies.

0:56.0

She was like, there's a bag of these.

0:57.0

And I thought Sierra would like them so I picked them up and I said to the lady,

1:00.0

I'm going to take these to the table and I'm going to come back and pay for them.

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