Oh hey, hey it's that? Hi, hi it's the lady from your mom's book club. Hi!

The one who apologizes even when she brings cookies?

Yeah, hi it's Ali Ward back with another episode of Oligies.

Oh man, I never knew I needed this episode.

Like we've had an episode about ornithology birds, but now we're gonna get to the heart,

the heart of the matter and by heart I mean butt and by butt I mean, clo-waka.

So what is it, clo-waka? Well as I've said before, it's kind of like the home button on an iPhone.

Like if Steve Jobs had designed an orifice, just a multi-purpose little boop,

it's good for sensual adult times for egg laying and poo.

So today we're gonna be cracking wise about eggs. Oh so many eggs, so many glorious eggs.

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Beyoncé 23706. Maybe that's Beyoncé. Perhaps it's a different Beyoncé who says,

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