Oops, All Red Flags! (w/ Mariah Smith)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and writer Mariah Smith (Smith Sisters Live) joins Nicole to share some truly wild dating stories, including a guy who got horny discussing Black Lives Matter, and another who cried about his ex on the first date. She talks about her experience using an Instagram matchmaking service, and dishes out a hot tip for boosting your matches on dating apps. Plus, they try to settle the great iPhone vs. Android green bubble debate, and open up about their experiences losing over 100 lbs with Mounjaro.
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| 0:00.0 | curious about today's outfit or just want to watch the show instead of just listening check out the |
| 0:05.0 | YouTube link in the show notes this is a headgum podcast Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please |
| 0:26.9 | tell me why. Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a podcast for me, Nicole Byer, |
| 0:39.9 | was trying to figure out why I was so single, even though you could come on a pancake and tell me it's butter. |
| 0:46.7 | My guest today is a writer, comedian, and co-hosts of Smith Sisters Live, which is a little bit of a tongue twister for me, |
| 0:53.2 | streaming on Sirius XM's Radio |
| 0:56.0 | Andy. It's Mariah Smith. Hi. Mariah, how are you? I'm great. How are you? Listen, thriving, |
| 1:05.6 | feeling good. I mean, he looks stunning. Oh, thank you. Everything's hitting. I'm so happy. |
| 1:11.1 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:12.2 | Nails are great. |
| 1:13.1 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm wearing a sweatshirt that says hog wild. |
| 1:16.8 | There we go. |
| 1:17.8 | What is that from? |
| 1:18.5 | That looks familiar, that character. |
| 1:20.7 | I don't know. |
| 1:21.7 | I, okay, I love, I've been talking about Deepop. |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah, I just started listing on Deepop. |
| 1:27.4 | I love Deepop. Yeah. I just started listing on Deepop. I love Deepop. |
| 1:29.0 | I just got a notification that my third item sold, and I got chills. |
| 1:34.2 | Oh. |
| 1:35.4 | So you trust Deepak. |
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