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I'll let you in on a little secret.

It's not just guys that have gangs.

There are chick gangs too, plenty of them,

at least around here.

And I was all set to go to get in on one. That is until I practically got thrown in jail.

One of the things I had to do to get into the gang was stealing at least five bucks worth of something from the county store.

I had my eye on the candy bars because I like chocolate.

Anyway there I was smiling all big at the store owner while palming me some Hershey bars and

I'd almost made it out when in walks a town deputy and sheriff.

It was like the store owner, eyeballed my tattoos, long wild hair, and short tight cut off denims and called those

fucking cops in advance. That's what I call discrimination.

Those two cops had me up against the wall so fast my head spun, turning me roughly and frisking

me hard.

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