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🗓️ 9 July 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | His love life is talked about all over the internet. He was on dancing with the stars despite not being able to dance. |
0:06.4 | He once wrangled a kangaroo with his bare hands. I did what? |
0:09.7 | He is your favorite reality TV fuck boy reformed. He can make a woman fall in love at first sight is |
0:15.8 | Harry jousie boyfriend material. |
0:20.1 | What is going on you little pelicans welcome Welcome back to another episode of boyfriend material. |
0:24.3 | You're loving it and I'm loving you. |
0:26.6 | What? |
0:28.1 | Anyway, look you know we're past all the perfect match drama or past all past all the silliness of life, and now we want to get into maybe some subjects of substance, |
0:38.0 | which is probably hard to come from me because I am a big old goose but I want to talk a little bit about |
0:46.5 | wellness which is surprising but I recently bought this big red light therapy machine because you know the |
0:54.1 | economist wasn't enough. No, but okay I'm gonna get into it. I spent |
1:00.9 | $7,000 on this machine is ridiculous It was too much money and then I also bought this |
1:05.2 | P-E-M-F Matt. Again, did I do any research on this stuff? No, I did not. It was like, I think, no, I think it was six and a half K for the red lights and then it was one and a half K for this mat because I was like on my birthday |
1:19.2 | I'm gonna treat myself this year is all about wellness. I've used the fucking machines four times. |
1:23.0 | It's silly. It's also like I'm in an apartment. There's no space for it. It's just the shit just getting cluttered up everywhere |
1:30.4 | So if we get more sponsors, I can buy a house and then I can put all my stuff |
1:35.8 | everywhere that I need to do but I want to talk a little bit about the red light therapy machine |
1:39.7 | why the fuck did I buy it and here's why I saw this influencer doing an apology video |
1:48.5 | This is really sad but in the apology video it was very emotional and it was a great apology video. |
1:54.4 | But in the background, there was this brand for this platinum LED light. |
1:59.2 | I'm like, whoa, they've got great skin. I want to have great skin, what are they doing that I'm not doing? |
2:05.0 | They've got this, it was like hunkered up against the door. |
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