P*ssy sneezing
Long Winded with Gabby Windey
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4.9 • 736 Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Packed ep this week with a health scare (Robby was more scared than me), epiphanies while filming in Scotland, p*ssy sneezing and a relationship update (spoiler - were moving in)!!! Enjoy!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:09.6 | How can I start? |
| 0:12.6 | How about with a big welcome back to long-winded? |
| 0:17.1 | What can I say? |
| 0:18.6 | Thanks for being here. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm so lucky to have you. And, you know, I'm going to do this at the top of the |
| 0:28.3 | episode because I don't know how many of you guys are hearing. Maybe you're hearing, but you're |
| 0:33.1 | probably not listening. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, it's going in one ear and out the other, but this better not fall on deaf ears. |
| 0:42.9 | If you don't mind leaving me a five-star review and, you know, subscribing, get on the turb, get on the year turb. |
| 0:53.3 | I know you're lurking. Lurk on me. Why not? Send it to a friend. |
| 0:59.1 | Send it to two friends. Send it to somebody you hate. I don't give them fuck. You can hate them. |
| 1:06.4 | That doesn't mean that they have to hate me. You keep that between the two of you. Don't bring me |
| 1:11.6 | into it. And welcome back to another episode of Long Wanderd. For those of you listening, you're going to |
| 1:18.3 | miss this. For those of you watching, thank you. I do have something for you. I got new glasses. |
| 1:26.1 | Got new glasses. Do they make me look like a pervert? Because I hope so. |
| 1:33.6 | Because why do guys get to have all the fun? Why do only men get to have all the fun? Only they can be |
| 1:42.0 | perverts, preverts, perverts. Nope, you got one here. You got a new one. |
| 1:48.5 | Ladies, your panties aren't safe with me. I know it's jarring. Not in these glasses. If I come across |
| 1:56.8 | them without these glasses, I'll put them in the wash. I'll take good care of them. I'll fold them |
| 2:01.7 | nicely. In these glasses, you don't want to know. I'm going to stop there before it gets a little |
| 2:06.0 | weird. Anyways, I feel like they're giving 90s. And you guys know that I'm stuck in the 90s. |
| 2:18.2 | Okay, well, now that that's out of the way, our housekeeping for the day, |
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