Parade Girl Gets Parade Girled
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Gethard is finally taking a well-earned, long-overdue vacation. But we’re not leaving you hanging. Instead, we brought in a past caller/frenemy of the show who knows exactly what makes a great Beautiful/Anonymous call.
If you’ve been around for a while, you know Parade Girl as the caller who somehow cracked our phone system and sparked a whole saga. This week, she ends up chatting with a caller who shares her and Gethard’s birthday and who gives her a taste of her own medicine.
Geth’ll be back next week. In the meantime, enjoy this weird little break from our regularly scheduled programming.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everyone, willing to listen, even when Chris isn't hosting. |
| 0:09.1 | This is Beautiful Anonymous. |
| 0:11.4 | One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred. |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.9 | I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:26.9 | Hi, everybody, it's Chris Getherd, and this is another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, |
| 0:31.9 | the show where we explore the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time, |
| 0:37.2 | and guess what? We are doing something that we |
| 0:40.6 | really never do. We have a guest host. It is our friend Lauren, who if you've been listening |
| 0:47.9 | to the show for a while, you might know better as Parade Girl, who infamously got on the show |
| 0:52.7 | and then got a lot of her friends on the show |
| 0:55.3 | all through just masterfully figuring out how to dial our phone system. There was no inside |
| 1:02.8 | track. We had a lot of fun where I claimed she was my nemesis, but she became less of an, as many |
| 1:10.6 | nemesis, |
| 1:11.8 | nemesi do. |
| 1:13.6 | Once you are off the field of battle, |
| 1:15.4 | you actually become friends. |
| 1:16.6 | And at the beautiful convention, |
| 1:18.8 | I realized how cool Lauren is in person, |
| 1:21.4 | and we got to meet and hang out, |
| 1:22.7 | and it was so fun. |
| 1:24.1 | And I've said, |
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