If you enjoy this show, you will enjoy the new novel Alice isn't dead, a standalone,

complete reimagining of this story. It's out now, find it wherever you encounter books,

or at AliceIsn't Dead.com.

Quick warning. This episode contains a fairly intense description of being physically attacked.

Well, I'm not not in Kansas anymore. I'm in Kansas is what I mean.

Sorry Alice, you know I can't resist a bad joke. You used to like that. Maybe you still do.

Oh man, remember remember that time when we drove down the coast and there was that taco stand called,

what was that? What the hell was that? Something just moved in the trailer. I could hear it all

the way up where I'm sitting. Something just shifted in the trailer. What the hell was?

Alice isn't dead by Joseph Finck, performed by Jessica Nicole, produced by desperation. Part 1,

Chapter 3, Nothing to See. I pulled over and opened up the back. Boxes of, I think, paper napkins,

or rolls of paper towels, I'm not sure which. Shadows between the boxes, lots of places to hide.

You would have been so surprised, but there's no one else to take over when I get scared, so

I grabbed the heavy flashlight, the one like a club, and I went right in. Pulled myself up and

went through every inch of the trailer. Just boxes of paper, whatever, there's nothing else. I was

imagining it. Or maybe I hit something on the road and it bounced off the bottom. Who knows? I closed

it back up and I'm moving on. Ken just looks exactly like I thought it would. There's something

satisfying about that. Grass forever, occasionally a metal windmill right out of the wizard's vase.

There were metal windmills in that right? In my memory there are, but it's been years.

Strip malls of course, but that's everywhere. Nothing to see, no matter where you look. There's a relief in that.

And fuck. I swear I heard it again. How can I hear it so loudly? So clearly.

There's someone pacing in my trailer. I know there isn't, but I also know there is.

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