If you enjoy this show, you will enjoy the new novel Alice isn't dead. A standalone,

complete reimagining of this story. It's out now, find it wherever you encounter books,

or at Alice isn't dead.com.

You know what I love more than anything else? Cruise control. I love cruise control more than

I love most of my family members, and sorry to all aunts and uncles and cousins. You are great

people. That cramp in your ankle from holding the gas pellet at the angle just so is the

devil, and cruise control is the hosts of heaven banishing it away. It is the kind word in a strange

country, the rain after a drought. Did that billboard have the word fart on it? I probably misread it.

Blere eyes. Thank god for cruise control.

Some of these billboards it's not even clear what they're supposed to be advertising.

One I just passed says, hungry? Nothing else. All capitals and a question mark. Black text,

white background. Is that just advertising the idea of food? The concept of consumption?

If so, I'm in. I'm all in, but who paid for that and why? You know?

Why? You know?

Alice is not dead by Joseph Fink, performed by Jaseken Nicole, produced by disparition.

Part 1, Chapter 5, Signs and Wonders

It's a long way from Florida to Atlanta, and it is a desolate way.

The landscape is constructed of billboards. There are no natural features, but the side of the

road is a constant chatter, a one-sided conversation. Lots of anti-evolution stuff.

All the truck stops being advertised have names like the Jade Palace or the Chinese fan.

Real racist fonts too. Oh god, and all of them with pictures of scantley clad women and stuff

about massages. This is the grossest stretch of road I have ever driven.

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