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Alice Isn't Dead

Part 2, Chapter 4: Chain

Alice Isn't Dead

Night Vale Presents

Thriller, Fiction, Nightvale, Horror, Josephfink, Welcometonightvale, Drama, Jasikanicole, Disparition, Aliceisntdead

4.65.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Each Kmart sign looks like each Kmart sign; every Subway sandwich tastes the same.

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Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info.

Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Jasika Nicole.

Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you enjoy this show, you will enjoy the new novel Alice isn't dead, a standalone,

0:06.5

complete reimagining of this story. It's out now, find it wherever you encounter books,

0:12.4

or at AliceIsn't Dead.com.

0:18.0

A strip mall off the turnpike in New Jersey. Looking for a lunch. From where I stand by my truck,

0:25.3

this could be anywhere. We must have decided this, right? At some point, that we wanted it all to

0:34.1

look the same. And I can understand that decision. But we all like to feel somewhere familiar.

0:42.0

Now we can have that feeling wherever we are. No matter the climate or geography,

0:48.0

you come inside the chain and you are exactly where you were before, like there is a magic

0:52.6

door to the city you feel most comfortable in. It's a positive that can't be denied.

1:00.0

But we have paid a price for this. So be a laughed and pulled my arm.

1:08.0

I know, she said. You're thinking your big thoughts so you can have something profound to say

1:13.4

on the radio later, but I am starving. Can a lady have thoughts in peace occasionally? I said.

1:21.6

A lady spins all her time on her ass, thinking and rotten out slunch time, she said.

1:29.2

In between a Chipotle and a Quiznos was a storefront that twisted my guts.

1:34.7

I tried to process what I was seeing. Let's eat there, Soviet said, already walking toward it.

1:43.3

The design of the place was as clean and interchangeable as any other restaurant in the strip mall.

1:48.2

But there was the sign in the shape of a burger. The sign said, praxis.

2:18.2

Allis is not dead by Joseph Fink, performed by Jasek Anakul, produced by Dispiration. Part 2, Chapter 4, Chain.

2:49.2

The inside was a simple counter and a couple tables with plastic chairs. The wall was

2:56.2

papered in comic book covers, although I didn't recognize any of the characters.

3:01.6

Tiptoe Woman, one was called. Another called the incredible man who cries.

3:09.2

I might get a chicken sandwich, Soviet said. Is that weird? Getting chicken at a burger place?

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