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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week, Martin and Roman dive into the fun topic of Parties! Now, when your Dad was a popstar in the 80s, you just know he's got some epic stories up his sleeve—and he doesn't disappoint. Martin takes us on a trip down memory lane, sharing stories from the wild adventures he and his best friend Steve Strange embarked on back in the day when thankfully social media didn't exist. But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree - Roman has his own party anecdotes, rubbing shoulders with the likes of Justin Bieber and KSI. He even discloses the jaw-dropping bar bill he once encountered at a club.

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0:00.0	Right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see you again, Ro.
0:07.0	You know and you?
0:09.0	Back here, interrogation suite. Sweet. Well I think it's quite nice as in a te- if you're listening to this the way how we kind of set this out is I'm just directly opposite my dad
0:31.5	We're almost like it looks like I'm serving him legal letters. It does it looks like I am
0:37.1	acting in a kind of Lindele-La-Plant. Who's Lindele-Plant? You bring up so many references
0:46.0	I have no idea who you're talking about.
0:48.0	Linda La Plant.
0:49.0	A great crime writer.
0:52.0	Who is that? Linda La Plant. We got a couple of young people in this studio. Do you know what that is? Do you know who that is? See? You don't know Linda La Plant? No one knows who Linda La Plant. I'm sure she's lovely. Oh well anyway listen she's a crime writer I did a few dramas for her back in a day
1:08.1	For her yeah, or she had well she's a director. Yeah she was the writer but also producer.
1:16.9	All right so she hired me to be in a couple of dramas films back in the day but
1:22.4	yeah it is a bit like that interrogation suite well we're
1:25.9	back filling up these bits of advice that I can take into my life you all right yeah yeah yeah I'm just burping, that's all. God. Well, okay, all right. Don't die now.
1:38.8	I'm not, I'm just, on, mom is making me this macrobion diet at the moment you know what's yeah
1:45.7	macrobine diet for your gut we were talking about it the other week yeah and
1:50.4	It makes you fart like crazy. Oh, we've done that it makes you fart like crazy, it makes you fart like crazy and makes you burp.
1:56.0	We spoke so much about faults, I know, but I'm just saying it does.
1:59.0	Anyway, welcome to help my dad is Martin Kemp.
2:02.0	This is basically me, Roman Kemp, trying to build up as much advice from my dad as possible before he dies because this will happen at some point.
2:12.7	And so I'm just thinking, you know, so many people say to me,
2:14.8	oh, you know, your dad's always, you must have so much great advice.
2:18.4	And so I'm thinking, all right, help me out then.
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