My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

And back from the dead, that's an episode deep state that too.

We're going way down the rabbit hole.

Listen to Jordan Clepper fingers the conspiracy on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Did I ask I feel the same way there's nothing worse than going to a foreign country and feeling like you're the stupid one because you don't know another language.

Where's that a stone? Where are you sis? Thanks. We got a lot of love.

Hey, I'm Cadene and I'm devout and where are the elices?

You may know us from posting funny videos with our boys and reading each other publicly as a form of therapy.

Wait, I make you need Derby? Most days. Wow.

Oh, and one more important thing to mention. We're married.

Yes, sir. We are. We created this podcast to open dialogue about some of lives most taboo topics.

Things most folks don't want to talk about it.

To the lens of a millennial married couple, Deadass is a term that we say every day.

So when we say deadass, we're actually saying facts, 100. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

We about to take billow talk to our whole new level.

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