And I turn around, there's a massive shark's head attached to my leg.

This is literally my worst nightmare.

I was, and then all of a sudden, my survival instinct's picky and shit.

But at that point, I think a shark decided I was edible,

and it just starts to thrash me.

Takes me underwater.

That's when the pain kicks in, and it is like something I can't even describe to you.

Woo! What up? Oh, fuck.

What's going on, you little blueberry muffins?

We're back. We're better than ever.

Today's episode is an absolute banger.

So sit down, get some popcorn.

Maybe masturbate before this, because it's a bit more of a serious.

Yeah, it's a little more serious, because the guy got his arm bit off by an arm and leg,

bit off by a shark.

The double whammy.

Not stupid.

He lost both of them.

Some people get one, he did both.

Yeah, he was brave enough to just say, fuck it.

Well, he's going crazy.

His name is Paul de Gelder.

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