Paul Scheer

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Paul Scheer feels sanguine about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Paul sits down with Conan to discuss his new memoir Joyful Recollections of Trauma, creating his own fake video store while at school, awkward celebrity encounters, and working a celebrity impersonator into his wedding ceremony. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Paul Sheer, and I feel sanguine about being Conan O'Brien's friend. Follie's here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and blues,
0:22.0	climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are going to
0:26.8	be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:34.1	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien
0:36.2	needs a friend sitting here with my peeps.
0:39.2	Sonam of Cessian, Matt Gourley Sona,
0:41.2	you seem pretty chipper.
0:42.1	What's going on?
0:42.8	I, uh...
0:44.0	You have a microphone right in front of you.
0:45.6	Come on, man.
0:46.8	You are a fucking foghorn.
0:49.2	Just, wasn't that loud?
0:50.5	No.
0:51.5	Matt, please hear me. No, no, no, no. Matt, please hear me.
0:53.0	No, no, no.
0:55.0	You have to choose.
0:56.0	You want to live with mommy or with daddy.
0:59.0	I want to live at the orphanage.
1:01.0	Uh, Sonna, I'm just next to you.
1:03.6	Eduardo, why don't you...
1:05.2	It was a little loud.
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